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the-pyxis-child:

"To serve the Emperor. To protect His domains. To judge and stand guard over His subjects. To carry the Emperor’s law to all worlds under His blessed protection. To pursue and punish those who trespassed against His word." - Oath sworn by cadets of the Adeptus Arbites

I remember these guys.

Our first Rogue Trader session I was getting tossed out of a bar by a servitor, while Sarah and co tried to sneak by, and when that failed, intimidate these guys, which made them pull the stun batons…

Moral of the story is, as badass and epic as these guys are, a power sword is always going to win.

I have never seen somone so apologetic after cutting a man in two!

- Darth Sebious

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lokimau5:

#dis bitch

I don’t reblog much Loki stuff, but that was one of my favorite moments.  His face, you guys.

"…I’ve been here THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS…”

I will never not reblog this.

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ratchetmessreturns:

y’all so rude

ratchetmessreturns:

y’all so rude

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mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

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pulpfictionfun:

I laughed at this harder than I should have #pulpfiction #wizardofoz #julesthegreat by _upgrayedd7 http://ift.tt/1iLjGnB

pulpfictionfun:

I laughed at this harder than I should have #pulpfiction #wizardofoz #julesthegreat by _upgrayedd7 http://ift.tt/1iLjGnB

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oblivionsedge:

There is only war.

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Stephen Colbert responds to our petition... on stage at the RSA conference!

fight4future:

Hey,

This was unexpected, but awesome. On Friday, Stephen Colbert went ahead and spoke at the RSA conference, despite our petition (that many of you signed) asking him not to. But in the end, it was kind of amazing, and basically went just the way we’d planned.

UPDATE: Here’s full video…

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morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

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